This makes you look "cool" and "down with it."īONUS TIP: To really fit in to the Starcraft crowd, before sending a message, take all the words and rearrange them in new and exciting locations. They stand for "good lubricant" and "helpless frogs," which are references to teenage sexual experimentation. Also, make sure to type the words "gl" and "hf" as the timer is counting down. Talking in complete sentences will scare your opponents into thinking you are a military strategic genius and they will immediately leave. In the pre-game chat room, make sure to use the "caps lock" key and speak in fragmented sentences. If you fail at making a "Hunters" map, try the next overly played one there is, such as "Lost Temple" or "Dire Straights", because picking an original map means you don't understand the intricacies of the game, no one will want to be your partner, and you will most likely die of brain cancer within a month. "Hunters" is the best map, after all, since everyone plays it. Doing otherwise will result in shattered dreams of "what could have been but will never be." Since 99% of all Starcraft gamers are either Korean or mentally retarded (or both), "Hunters" is the only map which their puerile minds can comprehend. Getting started: If you are making the game, under no circumstance should you make it a non-"Hunters" map. The only thing in the world that can beat this army of Hydras is. I have divided the strategy into three parts: pre-game, during-game, and post-game. Since many of you reading this fall into one of those two categories, I thought I'd like to help you all out by telling you how to succeed at Starcraft.
It is the goal of all prepubescent boys and men who seek prepubescent boys to be the best at the games they play.
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